In a dimly lit corner of the internet, you'll find the D.E.G.E.N.S—Degenerate Enthusiasts of Gambling and Extreme Narcotics—where everyone wears imaginary shades and smells faintly of energy drinks and poor life choices.
These brave souls believe in the power of going all-in at 3 AM on the latest token named after a Shiba Inu in a hat. Fueled by caffeine and maybe a smidge of over-the-counter adrenaline, they live by the motto: "When in doubt, double down, and when you’re out, re-mortgage." While regular folks dream of retirement, the D.E.G.E.N.S dream of one thing—catching that 1000x gain before breakfast… or at least before they crash from last night’s Red Bull-fueled meme spree.
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1. Create a wallet: download metamask or your wallet of choice from the app store or google play store for free. Desktop users, download the google chrome extension by going to metamask.io.
2. Get Some ETH: have ETH in your wallet to switch to $DEGEN. If you don’t have any ETH, you can buy directly on metamask, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your wallet.
3. Go to Uniswap: connect to Uniswap. Go to app.uniswap.org in google chrome or on the browser inside your Metamask app. Connect your wallet. Paste the $DEGEN token address into Uniswap, select $DEGEN, and confirm. When Metamask prompts you for a wallet signature, sign.
4. Switch ETH for $DEGEN: switch ETH for $DEGEN. We have ZERO taxes so you don’t need to worry about buying with a specific slippage, although you may need to use slippage during times of market volatility.
